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do you think an astronaut has ever masturbated in space
Do you know how hard it would be to clean up cum in zero gravity?
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when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i dad”
i posted this when i accidentally took too much medication
screw you guys
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Fernanda in “Snow White”
“Marianne, you’ve done it now
Buried, Marianne, Six feet under….”
Vandaveer
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your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting
you’re welcome
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